joke – Project 365 https://project365.amellie.net Sat, 21 May 2011 00:18:14 +0000 en-US hourly 1 The One That Is Mocked All The Time https://project365.amellie.net/the-one-that-is-mocked-all-the-time/ https://project365.amellie.net/the-one-that-is-mocked-all-the-time/#respond Sat, 21 May 2011 00:15:39 +0000 http://project365.amellie.net/2011/05/the-one-that-is-mocked-all-the-time/ LOL for this comment on YouTube:

Rockheads all over the world, listen!

The world is changing! The tallest player in the NBA is Asian!

And the chick with the highest pitched voice is Justin Bieber!

No one listens to metal anymore! Justin Bieber’s ‘Baby’ video currently has over 500,000,000 views! What the f*ck! Everybody unite on July 1st and watch Breaking Benjamin. Refresh your page 5 times to give it 5 more views! Thumb this up so it gets noticed! And copy + paste to all rock vids of your choice!

Oh Justin Bieber. I don’t know any of your songs (except ‘Baby’ since somebody pointed that one out when I was in the mall), but I pity you, seriously. Most of the comments on YouTube have some sentiments toward you. Yet, that is your “home”. You were “born” there. Hahaha.

* Such a waste of time posting this, right? 😛

]]> https://project365.amellie.net/the-one-that-is-mocked-all-the-time/feed/ 0 644885856 Malin Kundang 2.0 https://project365.amellie.net/malin-kundang-2-0/ https://project365.amellie.net/malin-kundang-2-0/#respond Fri, 22 Oct 2010 14:00:56 +0000 http://project365.amellie.net/2010/10/malin-kundang-2-0/

This one made my day!!! Thank you, Qonita! 🙂

The real Malin Kundang’s story can be read here.

]]> https://project365.amellie.net/malin-kundang-2-0/feed/ 0 644885102 You know you’ve been in the Netherlands for too long when… https://project365.amellie.net/you-know-youve-been-in-the-netherlands-for-too-long-when/ https://project365.amellie.net/you-know-youve-been-in-the-netherlands-for-too-long-when/#respond Fri, 20 Aug 2010 07:44:00 +0000 http://project365.amellie.net/2010/08/you-know-youve-been-in-the-netherlands-for-too-long-when/ Found this group on Facebook and I thought I put up some points that I really like and that apply to me here 😀 (And I edited some)

So… You know you’ve been in the Netherlands for too long when…

  • Walking from your faculty to the cafeteria has become unimaginable. You take your bike, even if it’s for 50meters
  • Eating 7 slides of bread for lunch doesn’t scare you anymore
  • You think 15°C is warm
  • You don’t remember what a mountain looks like
  • You still don’t know how to speak Dutch. But your English has improved. You don’t even bother to ask "do you speak English?", you just speak English right away
  • You always check the weather before leaving home
  • You have 4 seasons in one day
  • You know that kapsalon is not a typical Turkish dish, but a hairdresser
  • You can ride your bike in the rain, wind and even snow
  • You “wash” the dishes with a detergent without rinsing them
  • You go to the market and you only buy the stuffs that fit in you bike
  • You have mastered the art of riding a bike and drinking coffee/smoking/eating lunch at the same time
  • You understand why they don’t serve coffee at a coffeeshop.
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